Storm Large 8 MILES WIDE music video

1 mile = 1.609 km
8 mile = ?? km

i know i have been missing...but i have seen much...

I have been away and busy...

dont feel like just posting anything

until i tak tahan anymore

You know whats a call girl?

Nothing agaist them..its their way of

earning a living...

but let me teach them how to be a

'successful call-girl"

1. You must know how to dance sexily.

The girls that i saw...

adoi...i can dance better than them okie?

2. You must know how to drink.

Be it liquor or beer...

come on..you expect your boss to

earn profit by you drinking mineral water?

3. You must have the voice of an angel (For KTV)

How can you sing off key?

How can you not following the rythm?

Its a turn off lah...katak sounds better

4. You must sit sexily.

How can you turn men on if you

sit terkangkang..no air is it?

5. You must be gentle and manja.

This one like you jerit command

during the kawad...

Husky voice always turn men on...

Not like Mickey mouse...

6. You must dress according to your job requirement.
Ni pakai T-shirt and jean only...

I also dress better...

Your main target is to seduce your customer...

I think i can do better than most of you guys...

But then again...

I cant stand miang uncle...

Thats where i lost....

p/s: Please shave your armpit you china girls...

Alakazam....

He said he didn't have a condom.

Oh...that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom.

He magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

My theme song...

I know MLTR's concert canceled...

MLTR are famous for their "not so rock" love songs..

Is is because they are still learning how to rock?

But to me...their best song will be "wild woman"...

Why? see the lyric....

Can I act like an angel
If I live like a jerk
Can I keep on disguising
Can I make believe
That I dont deceive
No, no, no
Send the wild women out the backdoor
My wifes knocking at the front door
They made me a winner
They made me a sinner
I dont know what to do
Dirty money in the left hand
While the preachers shaking my right hand

When Im riding on top of
The wave of success
Will I lose my devotion
Will I fail to see
What I used to be
Oh, oh, oh

Ill have to carry on as two persons in one

I am a funny case of a caretaker...

I am evil...

but parents trust me with their kids.

I don't know how i do it...

but i can convince them in

putting their precious child

under my care despite my momok-ness

Hence,

last year i was given the trust

to take care of HITMAN...

those who know him shout AYE!!

After one semester, I am free...

Abuthen...this semester...

I take care of HELLBOY...

Very charming guy actually.

Please i beg you...

can i take care of a sexy-horny

WOLVERINE next semester?

I promise i will behave...

*wink*

Watched Twilight yesterday nite..

I know i know...

sorry to the fans...

now i understand what all the

hoo haa is about odi...

But how come i find the daddy vampire

more sexy compare to

Mr. I HAVE TOO MUCH HAIR

@
Edward Cullen???

On a lighter note...

U know PAS Youth tried to ban

Beyonce & Gwen Stefani before

cause they are too sexy?

Now they are trying to ban

MLTR...

why????

They wear too much cloth now???

My yellow service people...please correct your english...

Recently i emailed my favourite

mobile network, just to check out

when they are covering Kuching with

their broadband service...

Upon receving their reply,

i have no confident liao...

Can you spot the mistake-s?

Subject : DiGi Internet
Comments : When is Digi Broadband coming to Kuching?
Reply :

Dear Ms. Jane Teo,

Thank you for your mail.

We are regretting to inform you that we had yet to receive any information regarding specific time DiGi Broadband coverage expands to Kuching. Thank you for the feedback which will be given due consideration and be assured that we are committed towards enhancing the service coverage to your area near future.

You can also check our website for further any updates on the coverage pertaining to your area.

For further enquiries, please email us at internetsupport@digi.com.my or contact our DiGi Internet Support at 016-2993333 / 1800 68 3333.

Thank you for being a DiGi customer.

Regards,
( YYChew )
DiGi Internet Support

Thank you for choosing DiGi.

Warmest Regards,
Chew Yuh Yung,
DiGi Customer Service